Carl

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Favorite films

  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
  • Oldboy
  • Suspiria
  • Koyaanisqatsi

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  • Wings of Death

  • Don't Fool Around with Fireworks

  • Broken Bottle

  • Black Bag

    ★★★★½

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  • Wings of Death

    Wings of Death

    A stunning piece of work. But simultaneously one of the most actively unpleasant viewing experiences I've had in a long time

  • Don't Fool Around with Fireworks

    Don't Fool Around with Fireworks

    Fair enough a girl got blinded. But this is a 70s PIF about firework safety I'm genuinely surprised all of these children still have both hands and all their fingers.

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  • Late Night with the Devil

    Late Night with the Devil

    ½

    So many production companies listed but apparently they had no money to pay artists and had to use crappy looking AI for all the interstitial elements and show logo.

    It's disappointing because there's a lot to like here but such laziness and corner cutting hurts the film and insults the audience.

  • Adolescence

    Adolescence

    ★★★★★

    Some of the very best television I've ever seen. Although I don't watch much television I'll admit.

    Stephen Graham is one of the best actors working today and everyone else is also doing incredible work.