Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Descent 2005

  ★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Wish they stuck to those mfers having ONE consistent accent the whole time - Until Dawn?

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  Infinity Pool 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  Yeah I liked it like it was crazy but like yeah it was good I liked the misdirects that was cool but also I wish I saw a lot less cock than I did

Popular reviews

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  Captain America: Brave New World 2025

  ★ Watched 15 Feb 2025 1

  Either pick real science or magic like it’s fine if he’s just a super villain don’t spit on my cupcake and tell me it’s frosting like just pick one or the other don’t try and logically tell me that this guy can use flashes of light to mind control like just make him have real super powers that’s FINE that’s OKAY!!

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  Challengers 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 01 May 2024

  You can’t fool me with your pop synth Luca I’m still devastated no matter what soundtrack you throw at me

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