Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★★★ Watched 26 Mar 2025

  I’m obsessed. I want to watch it again, and again, and one more time for good measure. 

  IT’S SLEEK! IT’S ELEGANT! IT’S CLEVER!

  Michael Fassbender is just such an expert, but really everybody gets such a beautiful moment to showcase some brilliant acting. 

  Such a satisfying mystery, one of the best spy thrillers I’ve watched in a while.

  This is a script I desperately want to read.

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  Captain America: Brave New World 2025

  ★★★ Watched 14 Feb 2025

  This movie has a lot of problems, but listen, you put Captain America surfing on a missile, however short the sequence is, and you got me.

  What can I say? I’m a simple guy.

  Since the bar is in hell, I’d like to say it’s not that bad.

  As a kid I read a lot of captain america, and shitty marvel politics aside, Anthony Mackie is a wonderful representative of the character. 

  Also huge hulk fan here, love that Leader was our villain!

Popular reviews

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  Babygirl 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 14 Feb 2025

  Va va voom!

  Humunah humunah!

  Ohhhhh boy…

  I watched this like two weeks ago and I’m still sweating from it a little bit. 

  Great cast! Harris Dickinson is always a good watch, but d a m n!

  Nicole Kidman was just such a masterclass

  Also Antonio banderas was not in the bingo card for me! Hunk of a man!

  A total blast.

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  Heart Eyes 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 13 Feb 2025

  So so fun! 

  Costume is great, and I loved the rom com vibes.

  Campy horror fun!! 

  I’d take a date to this movie, and maybe that’s my problem!