Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Secret Life of Pets 2016

  ★ Watched 08 Jul 2016

  i saw this in theaters as a wee lad and all i remember was how much i hated that stupid little runt of a rabbit

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  The Super Mario Bros. Movie 2023

  ★★ Watched 20 Apr 2023

  just watch smg4 instead

Popular reviews

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  Captain America: Brave New World 2025

  ★★½ Watched 14 Feb 2025

  i know absolutely nothing about captain america but my brother wanted me to watch this with him. he made me do homework to watch this movie and all we got in return was lukewarm oats with glitter on them

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  The Dirties 2013

  ★★★★★ Watched 20 Jan 2025

  my brother held me at gunpoint and said if i didnt rate this 5 stars hed shoot me

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