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Beetlejuice Beetlejuice 2024
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice, or better known as Beetlejuice, is the name of the forty seventh president of the United States, who was elected in a landslide after his zeal for power came to embody the very ethos of a country which for too long has waged an enterprise of war and corruption against the pure heart of humanity, and his reign was marked by a series of zany events of unprecedented violence on scales never seen before on this earth.
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Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania 2023
They marketed an Ant-Man movie like it was an Avengers movie knowing full well that everybody in that theater would be getting treated to The Wizard of Oz directed by Robert Rodriguez. Somehow the lizards in charge of this operation missed the increasingly fetid stench emanating from their precious pig slop over the last two years and thought they had a bonafide hit on their hands. Maybe if they had actually commissioned Robert Rodriguez to direct a Wizard of Oz…
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Deadpool & Wolverine 2024
more like a free space on a bingo card than a true exception to the rule, Deadpool and his pal P. T. Barnum defy all confines within the game; everything wrong with the cinema today serves to empowers this film. it eats every marvelous trope and every blockbuster crutch for breakfast and craps out a piece of shit so bizarrely misshapen you can’t help but smile at the toilet like some kind of perverted troglodyte. a tragic comedy about the…
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Echo 2024
This is an absolute calamity and I’ve fucking had it, tonight I will be an angry pissed off film bro leaving a ranty review on a female-led marvel movie and it is all marvel’s fault because I was so interested in this character and they are so panicked and desperate that they’ve completely ruined what could have been an interesting project and I’m not doing this anymore, I have been this franchise’s most righteous defender, I have always championed that…
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