NKo

NKo

Favorite films

  • Interstellar
  • I Saw the TV Glow
  • Chinatown
  • Mulholland Drive

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  • Sonic the Hedgehog 3

    ★★★½

  • Split

    ★½

  • Vampires Suck

    ★½

  • Kill Bill: Vol. 2

    ★★★½

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  • Sonic the Hedgehog 3

    Sonic the Hedgehog 3

    ★★★½

    Surprisingly faithful to the video games? Shadow has a motorcycle and a gun, which would’ve made me really happy if I watched this movie as a kid. A pretty solid drunken watch.

    Though what the fuck were they doing with the two Jim Carrey’s? It’s like they were trying to make them appeal to children by making a lot of fart jokes and the like, but children don’t really like Jim Carrey.

  • Split

    Split

    ★½

    It’s like if you took an average kinda-boring thriller movie and made it horrible misrepresentation of people with DID. Shyamalan obviously did his research on systems, and like, I genuinely think he could have made it pretty good representation if he wanted to. But ultimately, it’s a horror movie where the only person with DID is the creepy guy trying to sacrifice children, and that fucks up the parts with actually good representation

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  • Ferris Bueller's Day Off

    Ferris Bueller's Day Off

    ★★★★

    Feels very mormoncore, but it's funny and Ferris is such a magnificient bastard-in-training

  • But I'm a Cheerleader

    But I'm a Cheerleader

    ★★★★½

    Gotta love seeing Zuko as a gay boy in conversion therapy. I was discussing it with my girlfriend while in public, and it got a fair amount of people to turn their heads towards us with a confused expression before realizing I was also queer and was talking about a piece of media.