Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Labyrinth 1986

  ★★★½ Rewatched 07 Mar 2025

  David Bowie? More like David BOI-OING-OING-OING-OING-OING, amirite?

  Anyways, bring back practical effects and puppetry. I miss genre movies looking tangible.

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  A Real Pain 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 08 Feb 2025

  My mother glared at me when Benji said he’s sneaking weed through TSA. He’s literally me. (That’s not illegal, right? It was to Florida sooo state to state, not country to country, so my digital footprint is fine, I think? Maybe I’m more of a David.)

  A road trip movie with neuroticism, of course I’m gonna like it.

Popular reviews

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  When Harry Met Sally... 1989

  ★★★★★ Watched 19 Jan 2025

  I’m not gonna even try to write a joke for this; all I can do is gush over this movie. Seriously, I don’t know what I love more, Meg Ryan or Harry’s wardrobe. 

  It’s so well-paced, well-written, and the blocking is fantastic (at some point I’m gonna write a scene where two friends have to do the wave while having a serious conversation. I don’t care if it’s stealing).

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  Mortal Kombat 1995

  ★★★ Rewatched 04 Jan 2025

  Who knew you could mix Brandon and Mortal Kombat together and not be angry?

  It’s just dumb, campy fun.

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