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Juno 2007
A very simple and strait forward story that shines through its focus on its characters. My favorite feeling when watching a movie is not knowing what will happen, but believing that the story knows what it’s doing, that the things I’m noticing are happening for a reason, and that my questions will be answered. This was the case while watching this movie, so I feel like it’s a W. There were moments where I felt like it could have been better, but overall, a beautiful story.
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Stalker 1979
WARNING: This movie is very long and the dialogue is entirely in Russian.
Tarkovsky’s Stalker is widely regarded as one of the great cultural products of the Soviet Union, and one of the best science fiction movies of the 20th century. Not that I’ve seen enough movies to know if that’s true. That’s just what people say. What I do know is that, at least for now, I feel like this movie is basically impossible to summarize. I think this…
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The Star Wars Holiday Special 1978
Every now and then, a film is made that is so bad, it’s actually kind of good. This is not one of those films. The Star Wars Holiday Special is, without a doubt, one of the worst movies of all time. Dreamt up by an otherwise completely uninvolved George Lucas, this televised holiday special was an attempt to enter the American holiday season movie canon. For years to come, families would say, “it’s almost Christmas, we have to watch the Star…
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Star Wars: The Force Awakens 2015
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
It really bothers me that some people think this wasn’t a shitty movie. Everyone agrees that the Rise of Skywalker was an abomination. Most of us agree that The Last Jedi sucked too. So why do some people seem to like episode 7? Is it because most people aren’t nearly as crotchety and bitter as I am, and have an easier time just simply enjoying something without overthinking it? No, that can’t be it.
Whatever the reasoning, everyone who disagrees…
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