The Reviewburic

#1 Did I enjoy it? 
YES! 

#2 Was I drunk/high? Should you be? 
 1 very large beer which I guess Is like three beers. What kind of animal watches horror movies stone cold sober? That person deserves their own horror movie. 

#3 Was I alone? Should you be? 
I was. I would recommend bringing a best bud to this one. 

#4 things it reminds me of? 
Heredity, the perfect host, Hansel & Gretel, inglorious Basterds, The Girl With The…

Important Questions Review-boric

#1 Did I enjoy it? 

I did not 

#2 Was I drunk/high? Should you be? 

Sober as a judge. I don’t think it would matter if I wasn’t.  

#3 Was I alone? Should you be? 

I was alone. I had too hard of a time taking this seriously, and for that reason, I’d bring a friend. Silly movies are better with friends.  

#4 things it reminds me of? 

Sophie’s Choice, Servant, Saw, The Box, The Omen,…

Namethatotter’s Important Questions Review-buric.  

#1 Did I enjoy it? 

Yes I did. 

#2 Was I drunk/high? Should you be? 

Had a good buzz going. I’d recommend it. Maybe start a cycle of HGH to really immerse yourself in the experience. 

#3 Was I alone? Should you be? 

I watched it with my wife. I’d recommend having some company for this one. 

#4 things it reminds me of? 

Pain & Gain, Thelma & Louise, Party Monster, Jackie Brown, No Sudden Move. 

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