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Cocaine Bear 2023
I need everyone to understand that this movie is fucking incredible solely bc of the coked up bear. I don’t give a fuck about storytelling, cinematography, or anything like that. It doesn’t matter. This has single handedly been one of the greatest anti-drug psas to grace our nation. D.A.R.E could never. The guy in yellow w the bleached hair was so camp. Shoutout to the girlboss mom.
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Cars 2006
The fact that the line “thank the manufacturer” implies that there is a Cars in universe God. This Car God (Cod) raised many questions. Is there car atheism? The third film contains a Car Pope, meaning that there is a Car Jesus who was crucified for Car Sins. What about the military cars? Was there a World War I and II in the Cars Universe? Car Hitler? What about oil/gas? Is that blood or piss? There’s so much to unpack that’s left unanswered.
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Stuart Little 1999
I hate this fucking mouse. Piece of shit that should’ve stayed an orphan. Imagine being in that orphanage for years WAITING to finally be adopted and they pick a fucking mouse. A MOUSE. Over a human child. I would literally jump out the window if a mouse was chosen over me. The only good out of this movie is the fact that the animation is good and Stuart looks like a mouse.
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The Breakfast Club 1985
This movie set women back 50 years. Also hated how they yassified the emo girl.
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