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I'm Thinking of Ending Things 2020
Took a half star away because of the scenes where he was just vomiting philosophy bullshit at her! Love how uncomfortable this movie makes me!!!!
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Coyote Ugly 2000
This movie gave me the same gay panic as watching Burlesque! I loved the bedazzled Oklahoma T-shirt she wore in one of the early scenes and pretty much all the outfits!!! That midwestern coded Jersey girl has my heart! I always think I look as hot as the coyotes when I dance but……….
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Cheaper by the Dozen 2003
I watched this so much as a child bc I’m from the Bible Belt and everything I watched growing up was about traditional nuclear families and if I were to watch it now I would just be angry about how they treated Alyson Stoner’s character bc she’s the little gay sister
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Nosferatu 2024
Okay so this is the story of a girl whose family didn’t understand her and that drove her into the arms of an ugly man!!!!! Happens! And yes every ugly man I have fucked talked to me like that first so you have to understand at least kind of where I was coming from after watching this film! When he said “I am an appetite” I was like… yes… the need to feel special in a celestial primal annoying obsessive…
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