Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Electric State 2025

  ★★ Watched 14 Mar 2025 1

  Every single scene is scored like Cap picking up Thor's hammer.

  Millie Bobby Brown ties her shoe/BUM BUM BA BUMMM

  Chris Pratt makes his bed/BUM BUM BAAAAAAAAA

  The score undercuts so many jokes. It's baffling.

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 12 Mar 2025 3

  If you're gonna have Robert Pattinson do Tim Robinson voice, Tim Robinson should get to be the new Batman. It's only fair.

Popular reviews

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  Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 29 Apr 2023 7

  There wasn't a second of this one that I didn't love. I know it's not perfect but that's always been the Guardians' charm.

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  Under Paris 2024

  ★ Watched 08 Jun 2024 10

  At no point does anyone say "Shark-re Bleu!"

  One star.