daniel f.

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Favorite films

  • Phantom of the Paradise
  • The Northman
  • Cloud Atlas
  • The Holy Mountain

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  • Viy

    ★★★½

  • Eephus

    ★★★★½

  • The Decline of Western Civilization

    ★★★★½

  • Totally F***ed Up

    ★★½

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  • The Lair of the White Worm

    The Lair of the White Worm

    ★★★½

    guys will see Hugh Grant portraying a quintessential British lad in this and just think “hell yeah”… and THEN they’ll see that the cinematographer’s name is Dick Bush and think “hellllll yeah”

  • Dune: Part Two

    Dune: Part Two

    ★★★★★

    GODDAMN RIGHT I LIKED DUNE 2… DUNE 2 CHICK— I MEAN, UH, DUNE 2 OTHERS AS I WOULD HAVE THEM DUNE 2 ME

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  • Viy

    Viy

    ★★★½

    rector? i hardly know ’er!

  • Eephus

    Eephus

    ★★★★½

    an unexpectedly packed theater, baby! the cacophony of the crowd’s hearty old-guy belly laughs throughout was such a treat.

    baseball in general has always been a salve for me, and this was pure ASMR. manages to blend humor, melancholy and fraternity effortlessly without hitting the gas too hard either way. the passage of time is unforgiving, and everything in life reaches finality — and more often than not, it does so in a way we don’t expect. god, the subtle offscreen delivery of “i just realized Bill’s wife’s name is Linda Belinda” is the hardest i’ve laughed in ages.

    an instant classic!

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  • Drive My Car

    Drive My Car

    ★★★★½

    After the movie ended I said, “Ah, I sure do love a good Saab story” to the guy sitting a couple of seats away from me and he did not laugh

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★½

    “Sauce is the true litmus test of civilization” is one of the most poignant meditations on the human condition ever muttered in a movie