u ever seen Power Rangers?? if not i’d stop reading here and go read a fuckin book🫵but if you have - you obviously know the megazord? - the big ass fucken robot that is made when all the power rangers join their zords (dinosaur themed robots) together. HOWEVER in this case we aren’t talking about zords were instead talking about class A’s, coke is taking my left arm, ket my right arm, alcohol my left leg and a zoot my…
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Afflicted 2013
forget everything you know about the vampire genre. sexy vampires? robert pattison? NO. this bloke looks like me the morning after 17 pints and a bag o whiff. nah but fr tho bro is literally me, i just have to get a sniff of blood and im like that shark from nemo mate, in there like swimwear. jokes aside tho this movie does the found footage idea, nearly as well as that found footage i found on my uncles laptop! amirite guys. anyways decent watch, probably wouldn’t watch again. xx
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Nightcrawler 2014
Night crawler huh? Thought for a second someone had camera in me gaf, cuz of that one time I had to crawl to the bathroom, in the dead of night, so that I would make less noise and me marge wouldn’t get up. You may be wondering Owen, why tf do u need to go to the bathroom in the dead of night?? Well I’m glad you asked, basically the cumrag was out of action (it could literally stand up…
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Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl 2024
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
do u know how EVERYONE in the cinema screamed when they had that massive crossover with all the floating orange holes in avengers. that was me but 10x louder and in my family home, despite my best efforts to dodge it the tv remote still collided with my dome after my mom said keep it down. BUT HOW COULD I? mf SHAUN THE SHEEP FARMER X WALLACE N GROMIT. hang it in the fuckin louvre mate, marvel THIS is how to make a film.
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