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Kraven the Hunter 2024
the only difference between kraven and i is that i don’t have a furry vest to lounge in whilst gazing at myself in a mirror
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The Electric State 2025
Honestly, extra half star simply because the Tuch cares.
The Russos find themselves in an interesting spot, where corporate investors so clearly keep buying the crap they are peddling, yet their movies feel so utterly without soul that they don’t even generate fans. Like, the incel-adjacent movie “fans” of certain white male directors aren’t lining up for the Russos either. That doesn’t mean 50 million households won’t turn this on to play in the background while kids play or nightly chores are completed. It’s just another planted flag in the sad landscape of what corporations think movies are for.
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Everything Everywhere All at Once 2022
Being the only person in my theater that got and laughed at the Absolutely (Story of a girl) reference made me feel way too proud.
It’s actually perfect. I find myself wanting to write essays. It’ll be discussed for years.
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Dune: Part Two 2024
Torn between writing something authentic about my experience (feels silly in light of much better writers already saying all the words) or something glib/dumb (feels like it’s too good for that treatment).
Having been largely disconnected from online a lot over the past month or two, I missed the news of one actor who makes an appearance in this and therefore was completely surprised they had a brief scene. It’s almost like the internet doesn’t always hold the best interest…
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