Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  Watched 27 Dec 2024

  I can’t really think of a way this could have been “better” but I was also kinda bored. Probably says more about me than the movie tbh

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  Smile 2 2024

  Watched 16 Dec 2024

  I really don’t know if I could’ve liked this less other than when Skye threw that old woman through a table like she was on Monday Night Raw.

  I have the flu and can’t leave the house and this still felt like a waste of my time lmao

Popular reviews

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  The Menu 2022

  ★★½ Watched 16 Jan 2023

  Make a restaurant movie that feels like anyone on the production staff has ever stepped into a kitchen challenge: impossible

  The first act setup of a kitchen dunking on annoying ass customers had me so stoked but it kinda steps on a rake right after the first big reveal. Didn’t really care what happened once I knew the chefs scheme and didn’t feel like I was rooting for anyone. Maybe that’s intentional in a “no one is without blame” way but it feels wishy washy in making any actual points. Anyway fine dining sucks ass and cheeseburgers rule, I can get behind that much.

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  Halloween Ends 2022

  ★ Watched 18 Oct 2022

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.