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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 28 Dec 2024

  Me: “this is who the hash slinger slasher from SpongeBob is based off of…”
  My bf: “who?”
  Me: 🤨

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  Snack Shack 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 10 Sep 2024

  I love when I randomly pick a movie to watch while I eat dinner and it turns into me balling my eyes out on a Tuesday afternoon… fuck dog

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  Challengers 2024

  ★★★ Watched 14 May 2024

  Ran out of budget for the soundtrack, choices included either: (1) edm-dubstep beat OR (2) children’s choir

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  Dune: Part Two 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 31 Mar 2024

  Best parts of the film:
  (1) all of it
  (2) Paul yelling SILENCE at that old hag
  (3) thinking my heart was gonna explode every time a damn worm thumper went off
  (4) Paul telling Chani he’ll love her until his last breath and yet STILL BREATHING when he proposes to another women

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