Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl 2003

  ★★★★½ Watched 06 Mar 2025

  As the last person alive who had never seen this movie I have to say nothing could have been more satisfying than seeing the looks of horror on my friends’ faces as I said, in real time, “oooohhhh that’s where that music is from!”

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  Forgetting Sarah Marshall 2008

  ★★★½ Watched 20 Feb 2025

  Yeah it’s funny but why did I have to see Jason Segel’s dick SO much

Popular reviews

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  Enchanted 2007

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 21 Jan 2025

  James Marsden the comedic genius that you are… it’s not every himbo that can hold their own while
  Susan Sarandon goes cuntress diva boots on Amy Adams AND Adele Dazeem. PERFECT film no notes!!

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  Aliens 1986

  ★★★★ Watched 01 Jan 2025

  One thing about Jim is he’s gonna have some lesbians, and he’s gonna have some marines, and if you’re lucky he’s gonna have lesbian marines.

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