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  Close Encounters of the Third Kind 1977

  Watched 17 Mar 2025

  I’m just gonna be really vulnerable and say it: I don’t get alien movies, even ET. I’m just lost the entire time. Thank you for giving me privacy during this trying time

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  Nacho Libre 2006

  Rewatched 06 Mar 2025

  Spending Ash Wednesday watching this like a good ex-catholic (my Catholic school teacher would approve of the watch)

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 25 Dec 2024 2

  Someone next to me in the theatre said “this is the worst horror movie ever made, it’s not ever scary” and to that I say: “grow the fuck up and READ A BOOK”. 

  TLDR: this movie fucks. Thanks for coming to my ted talk

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  Companion 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 05 Feb 2025

  A misogynist (terrifying) calls his sex bot “beep bop” (derogatory) but the audience finds solace in his cum face jump-scare (hilarious)

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