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  The Lighthouse 2019

  ★★★★★ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  never have i seen a symbolic allegory for capitalism be so horny

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  Michelin Stars II – Nordic by Nature 2021

  ★★★½ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  CRYING SHAKING THROWING UP AT THE FACT THAT IVE NEVER VISITED THE FAROE ISLANDS AND WITNESSED ITS BEAUTY WITH MY OWN EYES

Popular reviews

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  Total Recall 1990

  ★★★★ Watched 28 Feb 2025

  total recall hates to see elon coming (literally and figuratively) — colonising mars, fucking over poor ppl, 3 titties to milk his 273849 children, and the obvious cybertruck inspiration

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  Road House 2024

  ★★★ Watched 29 Mar 2024

  i watched this movie for the plot (gyllenhaal). don't ask me the colour of anything

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