Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Adventures of Tintin 2011

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 20 Jan 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 2004

  ★★★★★ Watched 19 Oct 2024

  FUCKING SPUNKFACE AND PUNCHDICK GO ON AN ADVENTURE TO DAVE CRUSTY CRAB AND KING BALDIES CROWN!!!!

  David hassle Hoffman is so fucking hot I got a boner just thinking about his public hair it's bonkers (and I want to touch his honkers)

  The big guy is so so scary my balls popped off like lego bricks

  The bounty hunter is a spooky fella with his big ol feet spikes, I had a grandfather like that once funny enough

  Morgan I hope you suffer the same fate as the guy who got thrown into the tug bug

  Bog/joogy

Popular reviews

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  1917 2019

  ★★★½ Rewatched 15 Jun 2024 2

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  The Watchers 2024

  ★★★ Watched 09 Jun 2024

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.