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Nosferatu 2024
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I really related to Lily-Rose Depp in this. I couldn’t wait for Nosferatu to come. Then Nosferatu came and ravished me and drained me of all my fluids.
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Gladiator II 2024
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Annoyed the final duel was basically just the Jake Paul/Mike Tyson fight.
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Terrifier 3 2024
I can’t recommend this movie enough. Like really, I CAN NOT recommend seeing this. Unless you are like the 5 other dudes in my theater seeing this solo on a Monday at noon, this movie is not for you.
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