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  Max 2015

  ★ Watched 31 Aug 2020

  There has yet to be a movie about a dog that wasn’t horrendous

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  Deadpool 2016

  ★★★ Watched 31 Aug 2020

  I’ve just seen this movie and nothing prepares you for this. I cheered, I shouted, I fist pumped the air, I stood on my feet and cheered. It’s absolutely everything you’d hope it would be and I can’t wait for you to see it.

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  Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones 2002

  ★ Watched 21 May 2020

  God this movie saved my life. Countless times I look over at my body pillow and say “thank you padre.” The brilliance of George Lucas truly lies in the subtlety of both his direction as well as his masterly crafted dialogue. Each scene is meticulously crafted and thought out as we see the slow turn towards the dark side which the audience rather than rejecting, actually begin to embrace as the inverse of the black and white morals in lesser…

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  Lincoln 2012

  ★★★★½ Watched 21 May 2020

  Hayden Christianson delivers another breathtaking performance as Abraham Lincoln Vampire Killer. Both the cinematography as well as the turn from light to dark as he struggles to discover what it means to be a man in control of his own destiny. I also enjoyed the heart racing 20 light sabers that Lincoln swung to decide who was president between him and his former master, played by Jamie Fox. You’ve done it again Zach Snyder.

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