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  Talk to Me 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched 14 Aug 2023

  I’m just going to say it, Jade did nothing wrong the whole film. Meanwhile the viewer is expected to treat Mia like some sort of victim until the last 20 minutes. Justice for Jade. But also, what the fuck kind of side character is the skate park cigarette kid? A24 did a great job on this one.

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  Starstruck 2010

  ★★ Watched 09 Jul 2023

  Why does grandma keep the extra syrup in the detached garage?

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  Cloud 9 2014

  ★ Watched 18 Mar 2023

  Nothing is impossible. Only able to give 1/5 stars, but it’s really closer to a 2/100 for me. I think high schoolers that don’t have trisomy 23 could create higher brow art if given a camera. One of the worst movies I’ve ever seen. But fun if you’ve been at work all day and if with company. Worth your time? Idk, do you have 5 hours to kill?

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  Contact 1997

  ★★★½ Watched 01 Dec 2022

  Mathew McConaughey gets to choose who died during the alternate challenger disaster.

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