NateSeeley

NateSeeley

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  • Godzilla

    ½

  • The Discovery

    ★★★★

  • Boyhood

    ★★★½

  • Fun in Balloon Land

    ★★

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  • Godzilla

    Godzilla

    ½

    This movie is awful. Godzilla looks like a blockheaded jackass. He eats fish too, like a bitch. The other Godzilla ate fucking nukes and the guys he was fighting but this motherfucker eats goddam fish. He looks like the product of a T-Rex that was on methadone and thalidomide while carrying him. Also somehow Godzilla lays eggs. I guess he's a hermaphrodite or he jacked off his retractable penis with his claws and shot spores all over lower manhattan. Roland…

  • The Discovery

    The Discovery

    ★★★★

    In the discovery some scientists make the discovery that there is an afterlife. Quite the discovery if I must say so myself. The discovery leads to a lot of people living their lives but also knowing about the discovery. Some tho are blown away by the discovery. They're like "goddam that discovery sho is important". By the end, the characters have personal discoveries as well as plot discoveries as well as the discovery. I rate it four stars because it's…

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  • Boyhood

    Boyhood

    ★★★½

    A good movie, but it fails to accurately portray boyhood. There is no scene of the kid thumb-blasting the cougar next door. They left out the scene where the kids throw rocks at cars or when they launch a Roman candle out their asshole, an experience every boy has had. Needs a redux

  • The Lobster

    The Lobster

    ★★★

    The movie was good until it started to be bullshit