Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Licorice Pizza 2021

  ★★★½ Watched 13 Mar 2022

  Every time I see a waterbed, all I can think about is that one episode of 1000 ways to die when a guy died in waterbed because he was chained to it and wore heels

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★★ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Captain America: Brave New World 2025

  ★★★ Watched 14 Feb 2025

  The president has a severe sunburn

Popular reviews

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  Companion 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 27 Jan 2025

  This is the future of incels

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  Gladiator II 2024

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 25 Dec 2024

  They slayed (literally)