Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Dune: Part Two 2024

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 09 Mar 2024

  I strive to love my girlfriend as much as Stilgar loves Paul

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  Tall Girl 2 2022

  ½ Watched 03 May 2023

  From my innermost being, there is nothing I care about less than tall people being discriminated against because of their height.

Recent reviews

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  Ticket to Paradise 2022

  ★★★ Rewatched 28 Mar 2025

  I rewatched this movie because my wife was in the mood for something “beachy.” She feel asleep halfway through. It’s my fault. I should’ve known she couldn’t stay up past 10. Tomorrow she will ask me what happened at the end of the movie. And I will sigh and then tell her anyway.

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  Shaft 2000

  ★★½ Watched 27 Mar 2025

  Jeffrey Wright was having the time of his life filming this

Popular reviews

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  Anatomy of a Fall 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 31 Oct 2023 1

  So there’s just no rules in French courtrooms

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  Mad Max: Fury Road 2015

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 02 Jan 2024 1

  So Max can wash blood off his face with milk, but when I do it I’m “creepy” and need to “leave Aldi.”