Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Menu 2022

  ★★★ Rewatched 14 Jan 2023

  Fortnite borgar

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  Dogville 2003

  ★★★★★ Watched 20 Feb 2022

  Masterpiece

Popular reviews

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  Jack Frost 1998

  ★★★★★ Watched 02 Oct 2020

  “Some sort of pressure must exist; the artist exists because the world is not perfect. Art would be useless if the world were perfect, as man wouldn’t look for harmony but would simply live in it. Art is born out of an ill-designed world.”

  -Andrei Tarkovsky

  Jack discovers he is a snowman] 
  Jack : [sees his genitals are gone] Oh, no!

  [Jack is pelted with two snowballs, which stick to his chest and become like boobs] 
  Jack : ...Nah.
  [throws them back] 

  Charlie : You the man!
  Jack : NO, I'm the SNOWMAN!

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  Star Wars: The Force Awakens 2015

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Jul 2018

  Not too bad for the new Star Wars revamps but where the hell is jar jar binks? As a binks-head I was pretty let down by the lack of his portrayal. I understand though because he’s a character you have to portray well to make the audience truly understand his pain. Maybe soon we’ll see the reemergence of jar jar (or darth darth binks) by someone noteworthy such as Daniel Day Lewis or Sean Penn.