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Recent reviews

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  Children of Men 2006

  ★★★★½ Watched 26 Mar 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Ash 2025

  ★★½ Watched 24 Mar 2025

  Just make a bunch of music videos and put them in an album with a thru line about space n’ shit and there ya go. A whole film felt a little indulgent, but the vibes are consistent and directing isn’t too shabby.

Popular reviews

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  Flow 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 20 Feb 2025

  My cat is simply not built like the kitty in this film. Her ass could not drive a boat.

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  Borderlands 2024

  ½ Watched 13 Aug 2024

  Eli Roth!! Yes king!!! Give me my brain rot slop!!

  Was 👌 this close to giving credit to the CGI and Kevin Hart’s performance, but even that all fell apart by the third act

  Also I swear there’s at least two shots I could clearly see some crew members! WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE??!?