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  Another Round 2020

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  I’m not an alcoholic, I just really like another round

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  About Time 2013

  ★★★★★ Watched 02 Aug 2024 2

  Fuck.

  Fun wee film. And then it just grabs you by the balls and twists. I haven’t been so profoundly in love with table tennis since Forrest Gump.

  I may have guessed half of the plot but that’s only because I travelled back in time to rewatch it for the first time, only halfway through I realised that my memory doesn’t go back in time too, DRAT! 

  Anyways, a fucking beautiful film which seriously hit well. Lovely wee film about…

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  Deadpool & Wolverine 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 01 Aug 2024 1

  I love being in a 6-way circle jerk between Marvel, Ryan Reynolds, Shawn Levy, Hugh Jackman, endless references and cameos, and of course myself. 

  Here’s a rapid fire round on my review:

  - Ryan Reynolds: Ha, you’re great
  - Hugh Jackman: Am I gay? 
  - That one other Wolverine 😉: *see above*
  - Every single cameo: 💦💦💦
  - The Cameos one more time: 💦💦💦
  - Cassandra Nova: 👎
  - The State of my Trousers after the film: should’ve worn my…

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