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  Aladdin 2019

  ★★ Watched 05 Jan 2024

  this is what movies are now.

  what the fuck is this world?

  what have they done to us? 

  WHAT DID THEY DO TO US?!?!

  (Will Smith innocent tho… well except for assaulting Chris Rock)

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  Safe House 2012

  ★★★ Watched 14 Jul 2024 1

  delta-8 for tony scott fans

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  The Electric State 2025

  ★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  a (dismal) movie for our (dismal) times.

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  Amazing Stories 1986

  ★★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  THE MISSION: not the most normal ending i’ve ever seen. Costner is so hot in this tho.

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  Death on the Nile 2022

  ★★½ Watched 07 Feb 2022 37

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 07 Jul 2023

  Tom Cruise is the last line of defense for practical filmmaking and human sincerity against soulless algorithm driven CGI glop masquerading as summer spectacle.