Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Childhood of a Leader 2015

  ★★★ Watched 27 Mar 2025

  I’ve seen bricks fly through windows with more subtlety

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  On Falling 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  In other words, Nomadland with a soul

Popular reviews

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  Gladiator II 2024

  ★★ Watched 22 Nov 2024 1

  Fuck me

  Genuinely peculiar waste of people’s talents - Denzel is best by virtue of having the most to do and having some interesting queer subtext, Mescal is fine but doesn’t quite rise to the occasion, Pascal does his schtick fine. On that note though, Joe Quinn is great but completely wasted (if Barry quit before production I feel you could have just given him the more fun twin) along with every British actor given two minutes to phone it…

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  Trap 2024

  ★ Watched 28 Aug 2024 1

  I for one love how much M Night loves his daughter 

  Beyond that, constantly hilarious, terrible writing - overall fucking appalling

  Beats Old by a nano metre