Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Super Mario Bros. Movie 2023

  ★★★½ Rewatched 27 Feb 2025

  Past the Easter eggs and nostalgic pay offs, doesn’t hold up as much on a rewatch as I thought it would :(

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  Transformers 2007

  ★★★½ Rewatched 23 Feb 2025

  I am Optimus Prime, and I am sending this message to any surviving autobots taking refuge among the stars. 

  We are here 
  We are jorkin it 
  And by it 
  Haha
  Well
  Let’s just say

  
  
  

  Our peanits

Popular reviews

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  Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son 2011

  ★★½ Rewatched 21 Dec 2023

  There’s a reason they call him Curtis Cool

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  Stand by Me 1986

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 30 Oct 2023

  This is so much better than I remember. All 4 of the main bros get their moments and hold their own considering how young they are. Pretty deep and moving stuff. 

  All that being said if I had the same vocabulary at 10 years old as some of these guys I could have been fucking dangerous.

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