Favorite films

Recent reviews

• 

  In the Heart of the Sea 2015

  ★★½ Watched 05 Jan 2025

  a book about a big, scary white whale? it should have been called yo mama

• 

  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★ Watched 01 Jan 2025

  i am usually the first person to defend a movie like this but it just didn’t do it for me. wish we had seen sonic 3 instead

Popular reviews

• 

  John Mulaney: Baby J 2023

  ★★★ Watched 27 Apr 2023

  i’m so glad he got cancelled before tumblr started calling men babygirl. he fizzled out as a smol bean, an ignoble death. symbolic retribution.

• 

  The Notebook 2004

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 17 Oct 2024 1

  watched this with toby and he said wow that’s so fucked up and sad and then immediately started watching family guy youtube shorts and laughing out loud