Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  300: Rise of an Empire 2014

  ★★ Watched 17 Jul 2024

  too much CGI blood and not enough baby oil

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  Argylle 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 07 Feb 2024

  say what you want but this movie was FUN. lighten up, im paying my AMC stubs to watch sam rockwell’s crotch be split lifted into bryce dallas howard’s face surrounded by colorful smoke grenades and i LOVE IT

Popular reviews

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  Beau Is Afraid 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Apr 2023

  this was so uncomfortable and hard to watch but by far the best part was the entire movie theater sitting in silence for 3 minutes after the ending scene

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  The Invitation 2022

  ★★★½ Watched 15 Dec 2022

  i get it, but i want a movie where she says yes, yes to the vampires and the marriage and the wealth. maybe it’s just me but i would say yes to it all

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