Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 20 May 2023

  Heart ripping. 10/10 don’t watch on ovulation day.

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  Fast X 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 18 May 2023

  Ground breaking jaw dropping show stopping performance by Jason Momoa. Greatest villain of all time? Started off strong with a very chalant Tinder sponsor and some unpadded Ramsey bra zoom. Loved it.

Popular reviews

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  Bullet Train 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 11 Aug 2022

  That was the best Corona commercial I’ve ever seen.

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  The Northman 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 28 Apr 2022

  This movie converted me to witchy Vikingism instantly.

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