Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Departed 2006

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 07 Dec 2024

  “You’re a worker. You rise fast.”
  “Like a 12 year old’s dick.”
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  “Thank you Sergeant.”

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  Top Gun: Maverick 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 18 Aug 2024

  Cheesy, corny, formulaic, predictable, and a gotdamn masterpiece

Popular reviews

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  Uncut Gems 2019

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 15 May 2024

  Definitely one of my favorites. Who would have thought the waterboy could put up a performance like this. And props to the Safdies for taking a cast of Adam Sandler, Lakeith Stanfield, and a bunch of nobodies and creating this banger of a movie. 

  “In the end, I felt like it was just me and the rock, nothing else”

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  Elysium 2013

  ★½ Watched 01 Apr 2024

  $Earth_Population: ILLEGAL
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  $Earth_Population: LEGAL

  Master hacker right there

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