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Recent reviews

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  The Accountant 2016

  ★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  water cooled. 12 cores.
  is that good?
  *chuckles*
  she could hack the pentagon with that system

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  Eden Lake 2008

  ½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  May just be the worst movie I've ever fucking watched. Watkins, quit your career for the betterment of the world. Quit telling stories, quit doing anything and everything.

Popular reviews

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  When Evil Lurks 2023

  ★ Watched 13 Nov 2023

  Fuck every single one of you who praised this shit as...

  "The scariest film I've seen"
  "Imagery seared into my brain"
  "So disturbing"

  No. Fuck you.

  This shit was a terrible waste of time. The main character is painfully fucking stupid and annoying. It's not some elevated horror at its core, and in no way is it exceptional at displaying gut-wretching images. Not a damn single interesting thing about this film.

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  The Penguin 2024

  ★★★ Watched 23 Sep 2024

  EP 1:
  This just feels really weird. Cristin Milioti is exceptional however!

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