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  Dune: Part Two 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 11 Mar 2024

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom 2023

  ★ Watched 05 Jan 2024

  I’m still not sure what the lost kingdom is but Patrick Wilson Naruto ran and Aquaman got peed on 3 times (unfortunately none were by Amber Heard)

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  The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King 2003

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 19 Apr 2023

  Certainty of death. Small chance of success. What are we waiting for?

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  Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood 2019

  ★★★★ Watched 22 Jan 2023

  There’s a severe underutilization of Margot Robbie’s feet in this movie

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