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Recent reviews

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  Companion 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 23 Feb 2025

  “Beep-boop” really started sounding like a slur after a while

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  Wolf Man 2025

  ★★ Watched 16 Feb 2025

  Couple 5 star scenes in this that the rest of the movie didn’t really deserve. Pretty unnecessary film overall. Also am I supposed to buy that the mom is pushing 40?? Insane casting, she looks like a 19 year old in granny makeup

Popular reviews

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  Skinamarink 2022

  ½ Watched 27 Nov 2022 1

  You people absolutely cannot be serious with all the 5 star reviews. Maybe I’m just stupid and too far removed from annoying college film classes full of pretentious shit but if this spoke to you in any kind of meaningful way then you’re a fucking weirdo, full stop. I didn’t finish it and couldn’t fathom throwing an entire hour and 40 minutes in the trash like that out of self respect. Fuck off

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  Malignant 2021

  ½ Watched 12 Sep 2021

  I’ve never said “this is the dumbest fucking thing I’ve ever seen” this many times in one sitting. Literally all you have to do is watch a single good movie to know this isn’t one. Everyone on this app is smoking actual crack

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