Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mulholland Drive 2001

  Watched 09 Mar 2025

  Today, I was thinking about Lana Del Rey and her song "Video Games" from 2011.

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  Jeanne Dielman, 23, quai du Commerce, 1080 Bruxelles 1975

  Watched 05 Mar 2025

  Spent a good portion of the film thinking about how the Jeanne Dielman Subathon would do numbers on Twitch

Popular reviews

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 23 Nov 2023

  Me at the beginning: Man, finally a movie where Barry Keoghan isn't playing a little goblin freak.

  Me an hour in: what the fuck.

  Me at the end: WHAT THE FUCK

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  Five Nights at Freddy's 2023

  ★½ Watched 27 Oct 2023

  Bro did not lock one door, nor did he use his flashlight. Absolute Pinhead.