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Favorite films

  • Dog Day Afternoon
  • Parasite
  • Paris, Texas
  • Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?

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  • Coreys

  • Take Out

    ★★★½

  • SNL50: The Anniversary Special

  • Conclave

    ★★★

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  • The Blair Witch Project

    The Blair Witch Project

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★

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  • Take Out

    Take Out

    ★★★½

    Makes you feel every minute of a long workday, for better and worse. Ming is a sympathetic protagonist, but he lacks character. Of course, some of that is by design, but it is also what holds the movie back from ascending to the next level, as Sean Baker’s most recent films so consistently do. I have respect more for the intentions and humanity of this film than for its execution of those intentions. 

    It’s easy to see how Baker gets…

  • Conclave

    Conclave

    ★★★

    Entertaining; better than I expected. But the ending is so jarring and unpersuasive; it shrugs off a huge twist in a way reminiscent of “Poochie died on the way back to his home planet.”

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  • Marie Antoinette

    Marie Antoinette

    ★★½

    off with their heads

  • Elvis

    Elvis

    ★½

    Cannot tell if camp masterpiece or what. Methamphetamine pacing. Party City wigs. Two hours and forty minutes and yet puddle-deep characterization. Baz put all his cameras on tilt-o-whirls. Overall, dogshit directing. Movie SCREAMS its subtext. Austin Butler, camp legend; if he wins Oscar, hilarious. Tom Hanks doing five accents, including one that feels very anti-Semitic, and then saying he’s from “West Virginia” (or even Holland!). Hanks saying, “He took to them pills.” Never laughed harder, twice. Awful film. Had a lot of fun.