nealthepeal

nealthepeal

Favorite films

  • Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
  • Amadeus
  • Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
  • Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

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  • Longlegs

    ★★★

  • Wonka

    ½

  • Saltburn

    ★★★½

  • Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

    ★★★½

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  • Longlegs

    Longlegs

    ★★★

    The whole movie was just good. For me, only the first part was scary and intriguing because they kept Longlegs and his identity a mystery. After that it was Nicholas Cage going “eeeeeuuuuggghh look at me I make people murder people I talk funny my face is weird and get this: I worship Satan!” What if Hannibal Lecter wore the makeup of an 18th century French aristocrat and wore a prosthetic nose? I don’t believe you’ll have my liver with fava beans.

    I do laud the film for providing an accurate portrayal of velvet underground fans.

  • Wonka

    Wonka

    ½

    It’s was like watching one of your favorite childhood characters getting dissected in a way that keeps them alive the entire 2 hours while some machine is holding your eyes open clockwork orange style forcing you to watch even though the screams of the victim alone are surely enough to signal the magnitude and scale of the torture that is occurring.

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  • Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

    Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

    ★★★★★

    Fuck whoever doesn’t like this movie. If you like the other one more you’re blinded by nostalgia and need to open your shit-sucking mind.

  • Jesus Christ Superstar

    Jesus Christ Superstar

    ★★★★★

    Favorite movie musical but always bored and annoyed with mary

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