Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Nosferatu in Venice 1988

  ★★★½ Watched 18 Jan 2025

  I'll take this campy mess of a movie over a polished, empty husk like the new "Nosferatu" any day of the week.

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  Nosferatu the Vampyre 1979

  ★★★★ Rewatched 17 Jan 2025

  Time is an abyss, profound as a thousand nights. Centuries come and go. To be unable to grow old is terrible. Death is not the worst. There are things more horrible than death. Can you imagine enduring centuries, experiencing each day the same futile things?

  (Klaus Kinski talking about having to work on a film set, I presume.)

Popular reviews

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  A Bear Named Winnie 2004

  ★★★ Watched 13 Jul 2012 1

  THE BEAR JUST POOPED ON MICHAEL FASSBENDER I AM NOT EVEN MAKING THIS UP

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  Jurassic World 2015

  ★★ Watched 18 Jun 2015

  "Jurassic World" is your father's new girlfriend moving in and wearing your dead mother's old clothes.