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  Scream VI 2023

  Watched 21 Aug 2023

  I wonder if there's been a Scream porn parody where a character spends 5 minutes explaining the rules of being in a Scream porn parody ("Ever notice how all our names sound like a double or even single entendre? No rape because this ain't the 70s, but someone's gonna get killed by a dildo. And if you're going have sex, the killer will be watching. And yeah plenty of flashbacks of Sidney Presscock's (see what I did there) slut mom having sex.")

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  X 2022

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  Prior to X’s <ahem> climax, RJ, the would be pretentious porno director and only victim that is shown in a less than positive light, brings up the movie Psycho. In movie full of movie nods to the film dorks (such as RJ), this is notification that X will have a twist and when that twist doesn’t materialize, I guess that was a bigger twist. I probably watch group of white friends/co-workers/prisoners/classmates and one minority (usually a black guy) head to…

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  The Man and the Monster 1959

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  The second greatest piano player makes a deal with the devil to become the world's greatest piano player, and guess what there's a catch (hint: the movie title). The monster does look pretty outrageous in a Brainiac kind of way. The Man and the Monster is another wonderful Mexican classic horror film from the late fifties / early sixties from dvd label Casa Negra (RIP). It has wonderful atmosphere and a cool looking monster. If you are a fan of the classic Universal monster films from the forties then you'll probably like it. Recommended

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  Garden Tool Massacre 1997

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  Have you ever been a terrible party? Nobody seems to like each other. The promised girls never show up. The music is terrible. The of age kids keep threatening to leave to go to the bar, but never do. There's just enough alcohol to put everyone in a bad mood, and get one person extremely drunk. Well, the Garden Tool Massacre features one of those parties which also serves as an appropriate analogy. GTM has all the trappings of a good time, but ends up a bummer.

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