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Recent reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 27 Sep 2024

  Oh wow.

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★½ Watched 25 Aug 2024

  A whole lotta style. Not a lot of substance.

  Whose idea was it to go center frame for practically the entirety of the duration? And who's praising Maika Monroe's performance when it was essentially Deb from Napoleon Dynamite as an FBI agent?

Popular reviews

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  Iron Sky 2012

  ★★½ Watched 04 Jan 2022

  Another one of those "they can't make THIS movie nowadays" flicks. They sure picked and chose where they decided to put their special effects money, but for 2012 it's aged relatively well overall.

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  Heavy Metal 1981

  ★★★★ Watched 13 Dec 2021

  This is what Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force hallucinates before he nearly overdoses on a speedball

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