Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Fun sexy spy stuff, what’s not to love?

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  The Whale 2022

  ★½ Watched 06 Mar 2025

  God this movie sucks. Really just “look at this sad disgusting fat guy”. Hong Chau is great as usual but damn, I hated this.

Popular reviews

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  Phantom Thread 2017

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 31 Dec 2024

  “Kiss me my girl, before I’m sick”

  Obsession and eroticism, dominance and submission, vulnerability, allowing yourself to be taken care of. This movie is intensely delightful.

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★½ Watched 27 Sep 2024

  This movie really hammers you over the head, just deeply unsubtle which can sometimes work but when you’re constantly showing us things that we saw a few minutes ago (in case you forgot!), you’ve lost me. The core three performances are all fantastic, but they don’t save the movie. Also really uncanny and ironic how I kept thinking Demi Moore looked so much like Courtney Cox, and to a lesser extent Nicole Kidman, but later realized it’s just because they’ve…

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