Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides 2011

  ★★ Watched 11 Apr 2022

  Whoever decided this movie should end with a close up on Jack Sparrow's face as he says "it's a pirates life for me, savvy?" Was either way too proud of that line or really phoning it and I'm not sure which is worse.

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  Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 2004

  ★★★★★ Watched 14 May 2016

  Holy hot damn this movie

Popular reviews

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  Cyberbully 2015

  ★★★★ Watched 07 Apr 2015

  Jeez this was intense, I only just started breathing again.

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  Knights of Badassdom 2013

  ★★★½ Watched 23 Apr 2014

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.