Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  looking at the reggia di caserta thinking about the amount of droids i killed there in battlefront 2 while playing as anakin

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  Paddington in Peru 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 16 Feb 2025

  someone gets straight up blown up in this kids movie

Popular reviews

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  I Am Groot: The Little Guy 2022

  ★★★★ Rewatched 11 Aug 2022

  List of crimes that Groot committed in this episode:

  Mass murder 
  Genocide
  Nigh-omnicide
  Animal cruelty
  War crimes
  Terrorism
  High treason
  Breach of authority
  Abuse of power
  Libel
  Assault and battery
  Blackmail
  Usurpation
  Kidnapping
  Mutilation
  Desertion
  Sowing discord
  Insurrection
  Crimes against peace
  Psychological abuse
  Conspiracy 
  Brainwashing
  Crimes against humanity

  
  #cancelgroot

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  Assassin's Creed: Lineage 2009

  ★★★½ Watched 27 Jul 2022

  “I am Giovanni Auditore. And like my Ancestors before me, I am an Assassin.”

  This was actually kinda good, I was expecting it to be a lot worse. The directing was great and it had some good action scenes. I honestly don’t get the hate.