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  The Rocky Horror Picture Show 1975

  ★★★★ Rewatched 31 Oct 2024

  The film? Great
  The theatre portion? Somewhere between soggy bag and man dancing on stage in his underwear

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  The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1 2011

  ★★★ Watched 02 Apr 2024 2

  Edward "Hydraulic Press" "10 000 psi" "Love Hammer" "Frame Rattler" "Pelvic Destroyer" Cullen

  Can't believe Bella is a fan of the world class WWE star Steel "Folding" Chair

  
  #TeamCharlie#TeamSeth

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  The Twilight Saga: New Moon 2009

  ★★★ Watched 01 Apr 2024 1

  Jacob is weird and I don't trust him one bit

  Bella needs therapy, majorly ( and new friends, who the fuck hits on their friend who just left a relationship and coming back around after a depressive episode )

  Edward is a fucking idiot

  The chair scene deserved an oscar

  This moving is giving After vibes and I'm traumatized

  #TeamCharlie

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  Twilight 2008

  ★★★½ Watched 01 Apr 2024

  I dont know how to review this movie, so I'll just give my honest thoughts. If I watched this when this came out 16 years ago I would of hated it for all the same shallow reasons most people hated it for (I'd also be 5 lol) and I would probably feel the same way if I'd watched it 2 / 3 years ago. As it started all I could imagine was the dread of a movie filled with cringe,…

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